I've gotten way more mainstream, but the world has definitely gotten weirder. If I get my hair cut, I'll have completely sold out :\
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My hair is just.....weird o.O like I don't even know what I'm doing with it like some days its really curly and looks cool and then some days its straight and looks pretty badass but both of those look bad on most days because my face keeps going from really fuckin fat to semi fat and then dark circles and bags under my eyes and red eyes and then somehow my face gets like 10 shades darker than the res of my body and it looks so gross and the mosquito bite pimple imposters make it even worse with their scars and shit
its all just really weird
I'm weird
And other weird things are just drawn to me naturally like I'm a weird finder or something
I think if you grow it out, and take care of it (no dye, strong sun, etc), you can have one helluva do. Think mid 20th century couture, old b/w movie actresses had some fucking killer dos. And with your face? Dude, seriously, you could be paid to look pretty.
Well shit, you're a shit magnet? The one thing I believe about you, from the get-go, was that you do attract weirdness... and that is a blessing; it means your life can be changed, you have a choice.
I need to loose a lot of weight before school starts (if I'm even going to school)
I really don't like myself
I mean yeah there's some good things about me maybe but they're not that important
I don't have a choice nothing I want ever matters
Don't bother with trying to lose weight till after you've graduated, otherwise you might get permanently saggy/droopy/haggard in spots, enjoy your baby fat while you can, it'll keep you looking good for quite a while. You've got such fine facial features, you could use it O_o
but if i dont im gonna resemble a sumo wrestler .-. besides education doesnt look like its gonna be a part of my life for a while i dont know where im going in life and i think i stopped caring
fine facial features? what does that mean? o.O
PM your weight, and I'll look at the fatbodyFTWindex... I know it's set a little high for active ppl :\
Well you don't look like abe vigoda
Hell if I knew ._.
Sister says she'll be here in 2-3 weeks. Wonder if the Hi8 from Walla Walla will beat her here |:
My half sister causes me extreme nausiating headaches and since my body likes throwing up a lot I throw up at least 9 times every week
My brothers randomly getting here tomorrow o.O? With his entire family too
We're fucked, we gotta make a break for the safehouse!
I'll pick you up instead of going to the airport
Hmm, don't know if I can, I got into some trouble right before they started that list... It'd be safer just hopping trains, getting good and properly lost.
Tom made me watch this whole thing... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/641785
You were on a link ban ._. You violated it like 3 times I think already
No links until August 1 and I'm serious wait I won't be here August 1st I've got plans eh doesn't matter
Yeah... hope you didn't watch it. The ending made me rofl quite nicely. If you talked to me on my blog, maybe I wouldn't be motivated to entertain you with links... more than 1 plan for 8/1?
My dads death day
I plan to at first let all my painful anger out
Then make my dads favorite foods to the best of my ability
Drink a bottle of whisky even though I hate it
Then hallucinate his presence since I don't plan in taking my pills that day
Then just pass out
Wake up and admit the fact that I love my mom no matter how much she hated me and ruined my life and how I wish she was here so I could not be fucked up as much
And then probably cry again
Or I could curl up in my brothers lap in complete silence with a straight face while he tells me shit about how he's sorry and he loves me like I did the morning he died
I'm sorry, I forgot :( Blah, don't upset yourself with booze, it just fucks your body up.
You gonna visit where he's at now? We (the estate) still have to buy a tombstone for ma and pa...
Whisky was my dads favorite drink
Its ok you didn't have to remember
I will try to
Well at least you're hassling Nick...you haven't talked to Brandon or Erami at all lately |:
Eh maybe soon
He isn't a big fan of your political ramblings on his post by the way
Yeah, I better leave him alone, but it sure seems like the idiots in Washington are up to no good, both parties. Once I read, that the more intelligent the person, the more partisan they become...
Nonfiction rots your brain go read some fantasy/adventure book serieses they open your eyes to imagine a thousand different worlds
Worth scouting? hsuits.newgrounds. At least it's not a link adventure
Yeah sure but I'm not doing it
I'm not twisting your arm, just hope you're lurking all the dark corners here.
And I liked that poo video |:
what video?
i has the flu id rather just stay in my weirdo corner drinking tea
2 days ago, the link that banned me from posting links for a month.... was well worth it. It'd probably scar you :p Maybe don't watch it, but damn when I got to the end of the movie, I did laugh.
It's 80 degrees up in the attic, window a/c not keeping up. I drank 8 full glasses of 3/5 soda and 2/5 water in the past 4 hours, but that was from being outside working for... 2 hours.
Friend of mine filled in for me at work
Stayed home mostly sleeping all day cuz I feel like shit
Must've gotten it from the kiddies, they still there?
Yup so are my brothers kids and his wife's about to have another
I'm honestly jealous of his whole existence
The only thing missing from his life is a fathers love but he's such a good dad to his kids it doesn't even matter
None of the kids are/were sick my immune systems just extra shitty in the summer time and winter time........and spring and fall....
It's probably the soda, cigarettes, air and water killing us. Happy independence day, right?
Murica
best (i accidentally typed breast instead at first lol) things i could reply at the time sorry i was thinking about what to say
nothing "kills" us unless something/someone did really kill you but thats part of life different things kill different people because if nobody died nothing would make sense something has to kill us
i wanna find out what kills me and yes that falls under suicide but i was almost murdered a bunch of times too
so far a lot of things dont kill me but who knows maybe im slowly dying from something
murica
Just sick of the fire retardant crap they layer onto cigarette paper
And, oh, nice |: My sister's coming a lot sooner, she said 2 weeks, last time she called me... she must've gotten right off the phone and made the reservation for this time next week. Not happy. She's like an office manager you just want to hang out the window till she dries up |:
honestly im liking having my brother here i dunno
hope shit goes well this time with yer sister
You and your bro are pretty close in age, not 20 years like my sister and I
I hope you're right
hes 27 ._. thats a pretty big difference i think
eh
...bad enough the tenant next door's pushing me to do stuff too. I think I might play dead when my sister gets here, otherwise I might hurt myself working for real...
I think there may be something seriously wrong with me medically
VicariousE
Not long after you graduate, every place seems weird, then the ppl get weirder and harder to fathom.
Happy-Little-Trees
i think ill get weirder the older i get lol