VicariousE 2013-08-27 11:44:48

If he smells good to you, it's because his genetic material is well suited to you.
Your body thinks he'd be a good candidate for baby-making ._.

Fucked up but true, it's just another one of those things they should be teaching in school, because it's been proven pretty conclusively... Women biologically prefer men, who smell similar to their fathers.

VicariousE 2013-08-27 18:34:34

Yeah, I remember Dragon Tales... cute and chubby mulitcolored chibi dragons.

Uuugh, I loathe new car smell! Wasn't bad years ago, but, shit! Whatever they're using nowadays (spray adhesive, most likely) will make any new babies look like a ghoulie :|

VicariousE 2013-08-27 18:56:24

My Pop smelled like some impossible lubricating oil... might've been the Pall Malls he smoked too. Old ppl were made different than newer ppl... depends on what food, air and water were around at the time, I guess.

VicariousE 2013-08-27 19:37:45

Yeah, they are. A lot's changed since they were hatched, especially the crap they spew in public schools lately |: Seemed like every toher time we got a new school book, we'd have to go through and make corrections and tear out pages... but before I left school, they just left it all in there :o

VicariousE 2013-08-27 19:39:24

*other

Being a real ass-butt today... my two cousins showed up around 10am while I was fast asleep. They wanted to help clean up the farm, I told them to leave :|

VicariousE 2013-08-27 19:50:20

"Bring out your dead, bring out your dead!" Sry, thinking about what use a box cart would have these days... Does it have a hinged tailgate? I presume it's made for humans to pull ._.

Actually the girls next door could've made one to move firewood, instead of bugging me :\

Viper 2013-08-27 20:33:18

Why haven't I commented on here lately? ._.
Damn you BBS! Taking over my Newgrounds life.
I DO have 7,500 posts now though....

Viper 2013-08-28 00:38:27

Oh. Okay .-.
And I don't know if you saw but Chamry came back from the dead ._.

VicariousE 2013-08-28 00:41:02

A cart race, without beasts of burden to whip.... lame

Brandon's got more posts than the owner of this site ._.

Viper 2013-08-28 00:46:33

Indeed I do now. I'm not going to rest til I have at least HALF as much as ZAAL (steve knows who I'm referring to).

Chamry 2013-08-28 01:23:49

I found you *^*
I'll be watching.....dun dun dunnn~

Viper 2013-08-28 22:59:20

ZAAL is ZeroAsALimit. He has just under 50,000 posts in total on the site.

Also I don't know how to respond to what you said to Chamry ._.
(sorry.....it's been so long since shes been here I'm forgetting what her name is *sad faic* )
(now to go all crazy mad at myself for forgetting ._.)

Viper 2013-08-28 23:46:32

I remembered it in the time between now and the last time I commented on here .-.
I'm a terrible person for not remembering immediately ;-;

Viper 2013-08-28 23:56:45

It's not okay :'c
Now I have to jump off of a bridge ._.

Viper 2013-08-29 01:22:23

Because I forgot her name!! D':

VicariousE 2013-08-29 01:30:36

Farts, I go shopping and come back.... all H-E-double toothpicks breaks loose. Am I your biographer now? Mark Twain said the best person to tell someone's life story, is themself :3

VicariousE 2013-08-29 01:33:12

Also, I' haven't the foggiest who ZAAL iz, but he must be in competition... maybe for that game of chance... which was undoubtedly hacked the fuck up, Brandon ._. you deh man mon

VicariousE 2013-08-29 04:10:48

Oh... hy.

You want me to tell Chamry... all of it?

VicariousE 2013-08-29 04:45:05

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624335
Epic sauce

Viper 2013-08-29 08:48:11

(damitrin)
But it's not okay. I'll never be okay! D':

(steve)
You don't know who ZeroAsALimit is?
Also I guess "I'm deh man" now ._.